notshortedwardelric:

momokurumi:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG

WAIT I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE?

(via ryu-gemini)

atlasalpha:

suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time

(Source: piglii, via fuzzywuzzymcsnugglebunny)

hoodrach:

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

(via fuzzywuzzymcsnugglebunny)

So… I got these for Carni and jazz. They’re signed by Alex ahad.

snoipahkat:

i wanted to ask you….

/gets down on one knee

can our ocs hang out

(via fuzzywuzzymcsnugglebunny)

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via choriarty)

larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

(via choriarty)

thelittlefig:

jaunepois:

In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful

tru

(via spycrabs)

lolzpicx:

just shopping with my eagle 

(Source: vua, via spycrabs)

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