I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG
WAIT I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE?
suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
So… I got these for Carni and jazz. They’re signed by Alex ahad.
i wanted to ask you….
/gets down on one knee
can our ocs hang out
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful
just shopping with my eagle
The table is set